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Reign Demotivational Poster


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


THE BOTTOM LINE -




NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?


TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Vinnie

??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you fucking foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of assault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the fuckers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the fuck wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're fucked anyway and noone will notice them with all the other fuckers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


KEEP U.S. $$$ IN THE U.S.A.!! - Proving once again that you may be-able to fix the economy. But you still can't fix stupid.


TAGS: foreign car economy fix stupid
Rating: 4.58/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:42 pm
Can't speak for Hundai, or your local city, but we've driven Toyotas in my family for three generations. The assembly plants and the part-production plants are all in our city and the adjoining one. That's as local as it gets.
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:48 pm
*USA* not 'use'
calvin5040 - January 16, 2012, 6:47 pm
You are correct and their are a lot of american car company's cars that are not made in the use the new Dodge Dart coming out in 2013 is actually a Alfa Romeo Giulietta.
sugarkisses114 - January 16, 2012, 5:20 pm
I had a hyandai. It was made in a factory right here in the U.S.A.There's alot of vehicles that people think are made outside the country that really aren't.
calvin5040 - January 13, 2012, 8:05 pm
The money still doesn't stay in the U.S. no matter where it's made.The only money that stays in the U.S. is the pay check of the people that make and sell them almost all the parts on the car are foreign made in factories out of the U.S. not US factories.
bobby37066 - January 13, 2012, 12:43 am
actually this particular model is made just outside of Montgomery, AL
cowboyknowhow - January 11, 2012, 5:59 pm
If the vehicle is bought used, then all of the money stays in the U.S. also, if financed the bank keeps the money though, some of the original amount does go to Korea.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
other then the people's paycheck the money from the sale does not stay in the U.S.
calvin5040 - January 10, 2012, 6:20 am
UM, this car is Korean and is made in the Sohari Plant in Gwangmyeong, South Korea. Not the us.
Knocker - January 10, 2012, 5:10 am
Since most foreign auto plants are in areas like Canton, MS where jobs are really needed, I lose little sleep over buying one.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:35 am
Futs, I didn't realize that my old laptop (not used in months) was still signed in under my old Motifake ID. Sorry 'bout that!
Cloudchaser - January 10, 2012, 1:32 am
True, they are assembled here, but it's still a foreign owned company and I'd be willing to bet that a good percentage of the parts are also made elsewhere and imported
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:45 pm
I don't get it. Hyundai's are made in the US, so what's the problem here?


9/11 - 35 Years ago today Salvador Allende died in a coup d'etat. He was replaced by Augusto Pinochet. (The $10 million Nixon invested paid off that day)


TAGS: cia usa foreign politics allende pinochet rnr
Rating: 2.12/5

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Asbestos - September 28, 2008, 3:09 am
11/9 - I lol'd on that day.


WELCOME - American Tourists!




F#CKING RUN! - The sh*t has hit the fan! I repeat! The sh*t has hit the fan! These motherf*ckers are playing Yu-Gi-Oh! If he lays a trap card, we're all F#CKED!


TAGS: in a worled where nerds get to be badass duelists reign game on yugioh fans
Rating: 3.27/5

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Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 8:03 pm
I used to play this game, so this had me laughing.
Bartimaeus - January 29, 2010, 6:28 pm
I know. I know. lol I just couldn't get past the premise of the show...the fate of the world depending on a card game. The game itself was fun as shit though, back in the day.
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 6:23 pm
Seriously? Yu-gi-oh? *sigh* I'm just messing with you. But you are right, this is very nerdy.


AMERICANS - No matter how much you make fun of them on purpose, it will never top how much they mock themselves by accident.




WHAT IS LOVE -




POSERS - No matter what you do, You're still driving a foreign truck.




I WAS HERE FIRST -


TAGS: july calendar foreigners earth universe
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

crankyhead - July 26, 2011, 12:06 pm
fre5h off the boat
forseti - July 26, 2011, 7:21 am
awe5ome


BI-LINGUAL SIGNS - Learn To Speak English Or Get The Hell Out


TAGS: damn foreign dogs
Rating: 3.83/5

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The Goat - January 1, 2010, 12:52 pm
Hey that's my home town - and they're having a "Penguin Plunge" swim today about 100' from that sign (Jan 1 '10)


SOVEREIGNTY -


TAGS: texas sovereignty 10th amendment
Rating: 3.41/5

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Zed - November 5, 2009, 8:49 pm
@Jmac: I dunno, after the last 20 years of BS to come out of TX (only the oil and Playboy Playmates being exports), we might just b happy to see Texas go, if only so their Board of "Edjumacation" can quit giving the idiots in Kansas dumb ideas.
me - November 5, 2009, 6:46 pm
And the US is tired of Texans dumping their trash in the oval office. What's your point?
north star - August 8, 2009, 5:14 pm
Texas rocks!! P.S. Can we have our NHL franchise back?
lunchmeat5000 - August 5, 2009, 11:07 pm
As a resident of MS, I can tell you that MS will never secede. They rely heavily on the gov't for education. If they pulled out, they'd lose all of it, and the system would collapse. This is what happens when a state become too dependent on DC.
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
All its going to take is one town saying, "No". No we won't go to court, no we won't follow your laws, no we won't pay your taxes. Just flat NO. The hard part would be saying, NO, we won't take your money either.
Haarakkon - August 5, 2009, 12:05 pm
At any rate, go ahead! I'm certainly not interested in fighting to keep TX in the fold.
Haarakkon - August 5, 2009, 12:04 pm
constitutionally acceptable. Lincoln happened to violate a lot of States rights when he turned the Civil War into an armed conflict. He'd be crucified in today's media. Wait, as photogenic as he was, he'd never have been elected (See 1960 election).
Haarakkon - August 5, 2009, 11:59 am
Having never been there m'self, I can only judge the state by its personnel exports. Not, I'm sure, the most wonderful examples to judge by. Still, I thought there was enough oil floating around to make it viable. As far as secession goes, it's
Jmac0585 - August 5, 2009, 9:55 am
I'd be there in a second.
Jmac0585 - August 5, 2009, 9:55 am
Texas doesn't have the resources to secede by itself. It doesn't have the enough financial resources or the agriculture. Besides, Commrade Obama wouldn't allow just Texas to go. Texas, OK AR, LA, AB, MS, FL if they were to join together, it'd be on.
STP - August 5, 2009, 2:33 am
Yeah, Perry has been in office for as long as I can remember. I'm a native Texan, but if we seceded from the United States, they'd crush us either by military power or embargo.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 6:54 pm
I don't know Gov. Perry from Steve Perry. I'd also think that Texas has enough to export to make it feasible. Quebec, on the other hand...
Toussaint - April 20, 2009, 4:25 pm
Texas being independent again is alluring, but Perry would NOT be our leader.
canuck - April 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
As a Canadian i can say i would really miss Texas! J K francs your poutine will be missed as well
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:57 pm
Texas and Quebec. You'll be missed, but we'll call it a warning shot.
Mike - April 19, 2009, 6:57 pm
who happens to have one of the highest approval ratings.
rerun - April 15, 2009, 7:24 pm

Millions of us are also tired of Gov. Perry


WHAT!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU - Your shouting is making my fingers slip




GENE SIMMONS -


TAGS: kiss videotape foreigner boring
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - June 27, 2011, 1:45 pm

ouch


HTD -


TAGS: sovereign of defense
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - January 14, 2010, 5:51 pm
We are the knights that go squeak.


FOREIGN POLICY - When you don't read the papers how can we take you seriously


TAGS: sarah palin alaska foreign policy affairs
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by caiderman98

WTFO - August 26, 2009, 1:28 am
Any examples or are you just a blind hater? I submit that her resume was better suited for the POTUS than President Obama's.
ILB - August 26, 2009, 12:35 am
I did as you suggested, checked out her record before the election. Still an unimpressive, unintelligent, moron of EPIC proportions.
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:23 pm
Whatever, she's no longer a politician, and even if she did run for President, the ethics complaints and the fact that she, to borrow a phrase from Bush II, "cut and ran" away from her responsibilities as Governor would spell doom at the polls for her.
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:18 pm
And when you're not taken seriously and treated like a backwater hick, no amount of intelligence is enough. Go check coverage of her several months BEFORE McCain picked her and compare it to after...


Equality -


TAGS: serbia slavic foreigners people nationality
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - May 18, 2016, 7:53 pm
I'm from Croatia actually. But I am half Serbian.
JesusWept - May 18, 2016, 1:33 pm
Haha you from Serbia, Pushkin?


Constant clashing cymbal -


TAGS: reign tv shows annoying drama
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 31, 2014, 9:56 am
Akshly, I’ve never watched the movie, or series, or whatever the phook ‘Reign’ is. Howevah, I AM a sucker for smoldering eyes, and those are a smolderin’. Tssssss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 9:51 am
D*mn the medical field!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 9:48 am
The usual plain, black cloak; but instead of being bald, Cousin It would act as his hairpiece. Lol.
GaryO - October 31, 2014, 8:18 am
Cynic, that's just plain sick.....um.....what would he be wearing?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2014, 3:04 am
What are your feelings regarding Fester Addams?
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 10:33 pm
What a coinkidink, in the old country, most of my lineage were professional Boil Suckers. Clinic in Holland has been in the family since ~1573. Antibiotics killed the business, though.
GaryO - October 30, 2014, 8:43 pm
I’m a sucker for pouting, especially festering. The more fester the better. Yessireebob. ‘Hey, baby, you look like you need that thing popped.’
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2014, 11:58 am
H*t chicks + drama? No, no, no. And no offense to anyone's personal preference, but she looks like every other pouting, festering young woman on every TV show / movie ever. "What I'm h*t? Oh, I had no idea. Does that make me h*tter? I don't believe you."
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 5:18 pm
So, we are doled out, loud, un-ending crescendos a lot of hot babes... Gary0, I do believe you discovered the reason they are so popular.
GaryO - October 29, 2014, 8:54 am
fap.....fap....fappity fap


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